Star Wars trailer, dubbed in game-speak

This is a StarWars Episode III trailer with subtitles written in the abbrevieated language used by today's melinnials for instant messaging (cell phones and internet chat) and by players of online, massively multiplayer games. I can follow about 70% of it; makes me feel like a wannabe-1337, or a n00b for sure. LOL.
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(The video below is hosted on Google Video so a high speed connection is probably warranted and Flash is a must.)